二楼是什么？：首先要信号快，
联通3g或wifi起步，最差也要个移动,
您要是联通2g？谢了您呐，您歇会
儿，这儿没您什么事儿。其次是耐
力，手不停点上面刷新，在贴吧高峰
时期，平均每8秒一下，您手机要是键
盘或不是智能的您也别出来现眼，导
航键会被按坏cpu也跟不上。还有就是
要有眼力劲儿，看到0回复马上点开，
手输入法粘贴要一气呵成，这就像开
车，要油离配合。最后要有坚强的抗
压能力，总会有某个比你还闲的孙子
在等着和你较劲呢


亚马逊上的英文简介:
The novel is introduced:
A large to come out of the mountains at that time, a piece of can predict
The future of mysterious replicate some... Chen j s.control is a common three
Students, however, he also have another mission, that
Bubble is beauty queen! And in the old school or life!
Although Chen j s.control very don't want to follow the difficult to please the big play/miss
Way, but the order of the elders to defy, he had to Trinidad Tiao
The transfer of songshan Tiao to city the first high school, to miss large saddle
After the horse before when Ben... So, history with a newbest
Class appeared--big miss of personal pro! Look at the
How Ben wagers miss steal to get rich, began his decree in the bubble
Cow X of the shining life...... Book a little bit pure...... Also a little
Son little ambiguity......


前排

第一章～手机党云复制有些不方便
Chapter 1. Strange task
"It is up to you to north Africa for their services." Lin from a bag old man
The very good rags wrapped, carefully took out two
The wrinkled hundred-dollar bills handed it to one side of the looking to see
His Chen j s.control.
Chen j s.control don't understand, their mission is so dangerous
Risks, your enemy is so powerful, the client won
The interest is so rich in the end their income is
So little.


"Old man, you won't be fun of me? $two hundred? I
Doubt whether you in my side of the bargain embezzle part? "Chen j s.control not
Check a doubt about this, but the old man and
He wears the same food, and not as a rich man's samples
The son.
"Can't quite good, do you think the money is this now
It's easy to earn? "For the attacking his old asshole bubbling,
No HaoQiEr of say: "what? Don't want? Don't want
It back to me, it's a long time since I didn't go to the village head of the house of the king widow snacks
DaYaJi department. "
"......" Chen j s.control wanted to crazy beat the present thin dry old man
A meal, but he know, yourself is the result of
Beat.
For the old man how tough kung fu, Chen j s.control himself
Don't know, just know each time he accompany their acrobatics, are not
Have to use. In his own kung fu promoted a file
Time, suddenly found that old man also promoting a file
Times, still he is defeated by the.
"Well, you these years also experience of about, that
A great thing, and it's about time. "Lin old man eye
I don't lift and sat cross-legged on the kang, BaJi BaJi
With a disk before cracking aniseed: "the task you well
, for not sorrow eat and drink! "


翻译这书的应该被膜拜

看了一半天才看懂，林逸在文中叫Chen j s.

"Old man, you won't be fun of me? $two hundred? I
Doubt whether you in my side of the bargain embezzle part? "Chen j s.control not
Check a doubt about this, but the old man and
He wears the same food, and not as a rich man's samples
The son.
"Can't quite good, do you think the money is this now
It's easy to earn? "For the attacking his old asshole bubbling,
No HaoQiEr of say: "what? Don't want? Don't want
It back to me, it's a long time since I didn't go to the village head of the house of the king widow snacks
DaYaJi department. "
"......" Chen j s.control wanted to crazy beat the present thin dry old man
A meal, but he know, yourself is the result of
Beat.
For the old man how tough kung fu, Chen j s.control himself
Don't know, just know each time he accompany their acrobatics, are not
Have to use. In his own kung fu promoted a file
Time, suddenly found that old man also promoting a file
Times, still he is defeated by the.
"Well, you these years also experience of about, that
A great thing, and it's about time. "Lin old man eye
I don't lift and sat cross-legged on the kang, BaJi BaJi
With a disk before cracking aniseed: "the task you well
, for not sorrow eat and drink! "

"Really?" Chen j s.control know yourself from three years old is old man
The son JianPoLan pick up back when beginning, follow the old man learn work
Randolph, learn of healing, learn the knowledge outside, is to do it
A great thing, but is very doubt this great Chen j s.control of money
The old man said what if any of so much, a task
Can eat for a lifetime.
"When I cheated you?" Lin old man and cast in imports
A gold aniseed: "you go to? Don't I change a person?"
"Go to, I of course go to!" Chen j s.control heart way, so good
Son, only a fool not to! A task can eat a generation
The son, his later can were not so die again and again. it
Be longtan to go shopping with also value!
"Well, that you go to, you go to the city, z., peng exhibition sets
Group, find a call ChuPeng exhibition, he will tell you take
To what to do. "For the corners of the old man across a is not easy
Aware of the crafty smile: "but you can think good, once you've answered
That task, be sure to do it, midway don't
Can exit. "
"Why? Is there any danger still don't let people run road?" Chen j s.control
Isn't that one track-minded, will know of death
Feeling but resolute don't do.


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