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我把歌词贴一下。大家自行找亮点。节操大大地有。
[MOROZOV]
I see women
Skating on the ice
Think I’d like to coach her
But she’s gotta pay a price
Lovely ladies
Want to make the switch
But I’ll only help them
If they’re gonna scratch my itch
Making choreography’s a bitch! [LADIES]
Lovely ladies
Looking for a coach
Waiting for that moment
For Morozov to approach
Lovely ladies
Russia, France, Japan
Doesn’t matter where you’re from
He’ll coach you if he can
[ALL]
Jumps don’t matter even if they’re planned!
[MOROZOV]
Come here my dear
Your jump technique needs some work
These triple jumps
[SKATER]
It’s true, I know they’re a mess
[MOROZOV]
You’ll get them back
[SKATER]
My program’s empty as is!
[MOROZOV]
That’s no big deal, your scores will still get a boost
It’s up to you
[SKATER]
It’s all I have
[MOROZOV]
That’s not my fault
[SKATER]
Where can I run?
[MOROZOV]
What’s wrong? You’ve won
Recycling still got the job done!
[LADIES]
Lovely ladies
Waiting at the boards
Ready for new programs
That will get them better scores
[MOROZOV]
Short or free skate
Any time, my dears
Cost a little extra if you want to win this year!
[ALL]
Make sure your illusion mesh is sheer!
[MOROZOV]
What pretty lines
What pretty lines you’ve got there
I’ll swear an oath
You’ll be my number one pair
I’ll coach you both
[ICE DANCER 1]
Don’t touch her! Leave her alone!
[MOROZOV]
Here’s an idea
I’ll give you music with words
Just think of that
[ICE DANCER 2]
That might be cool
[MOROZOV]
Just think of that
[ICE DANCER 2]
That might be cool, what can we do?
[ICE DANCER 1]
Hope this won’t make us look like fools!
[MOROZOV]
Lovely ladies
Slowest on the ice
Stops and empty programs
With front-loading are quite nice
Lovely ladies
Always room for more
So long as you’re my favorite then
You will not get ignored
Come on lady
Whatcha waiting for?
[NEGLECTED SKATER 1]
Give me the dirt, who’s that bit over there?
[NEGLECTED SKATER 2]
A bit of skirt, it’s another affair
Thinks she’s the one, says she’s gonna win worlds
[NEGLECTED SKATER 1]
I might have known
There is always some girl
Hey Morozov, don’t forget about us!
Hey Morozov!
[EXROZOV 1]
Come on dearie, why all the fuss?
You ought to leave like the rest of us
He has dropped you at the bottom of the heap
Join your sisters
[EXROZOV 2]
Get away from this creep
[EXROZOV 1]
That’s right dearie, forget what you’ve been taught
[EXROZOV 2]
That’s right dearie, show him what you’ve got!
[LADIES]
Singles, ice dance, takes them as they come
Federations big and small send skaters to this scum
All his costumes actually look the same
When there are comparisons he never takes the blame
[ALL]
Wasting talent, he should be ashamed!
[MOROZOV]
Lovely ladies
Skating to my songs
Got a lot of students
But they never stay for long
[EXROZOV 2]
Come on, ladies,
None of this is news
I’ve been there, it’s hard
To leave a coach you can’t refuse
It’s the voodoo
Messing with your head
Just so you will never see
How badly you’re misled
Once you’re free you’ll
Find yourself much happier instead!

不由自主地唱了起来

亮瞎了~~~
不愧是 莫——老——湿！！！

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[MOROZOV]
What pretty lines
What pretty lines you’ve got there
I’ll swear an oath
You’ll be my number one pair
I’ll coach you both
[ICE DANCER 1]
Don’t touch her! Leave her alone!
[MOROZOV]
Here’s an idea
I’ll give you music with words
Just think of that
[ICE DANCER 2]
That might be cool
[MOROZOV]
Just think of that
[ICE DANCER 2]
That might be cool, what can we do?
[ICE DANCER 1]
Hope this won’t make us look like fools!
这段这说的是谁大家都知道...那句“don't touch her”显得某人好英勇护花啊

噗，下面还有一首Stars，笑疯了
Chan, out on the ice rink
he just keeps on falling
falling from footwork
falling from spins
God be my witness
I never have seen
Two clean programs from him
Two clean programs from him
He knows his falls on the ice
Will boost his component scores
And those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have no reward
And if they fall
As Patrick Chan fell
The Flame!
The Sword!
Falls, in their multitudes
Lots to be counted
Filling his programs
With breaks in the flow
Anonymous judges
Silent and sure
Keeping other scores low
Keeping other scores low

He knows his falls still win gold
He holds his course and his aim
And each in their season
Returns and returns
But it’s always the same
And if they don’t fall
As PChiddy fell
The title’s still his to claim!
And so it has been
For so it is written
On the ISU protocols
That those who falter
And those who fall
Won’t pay the price
Lord let me find him
That I may see this
Chanflation no more!
I will never rest, till then
This I swear
This I swear by the scores!

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