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坑爹坑娘坑孩子技能开启，战斗力薄弱者请撤退。狗血剧情。外带清·华校·园里某甜得要死的食物。楼主是个渣渣。
2014年0x月xx日[够]，晚上吃饭时间[喂]，清·华做了一盘蓝莓酱土豆泥[是的就是那个甜得要死的东西]，里面加了春天（天去掉）药物（物去掉）。然后还有一堆乱七八糟[我是这么认为的]的不明物体[反正吃了不会中毒不会生病不会死]。
好的吃饭情节跳过
“清二土豆泥你怎么没吃啊？”
北大在清华洗碗的时候在他背后抱住他蹭啊蹭啊蹭。
“小北你先放开我行吗……我在洗碗……”
“就算你在拆弹我也不会松手的！”
“……”
总之清·华在北·大抱住他的情况下洗完了碗
过了一会，药效发作惹。北·大直接将清·华扑到在地，并且手不·安·分的在清·华身上摸·来·摸·去。清·华才想起自己放、错、药、了。
在北·大把两个[人？学校？]的衣·服扒·光之后清·华终于意识到什么叫“自作孽不可活”。于是他机智的把北·大抱起来，无视北·大的挣扎走向卧·室。
中间过程请自行脑补qwq
第二天早上北·大感觉自己的腰要断掉了，然后三天没下·床。
@海妇 少年你的www

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既然有清华和北大，为神马不能有哈佛和麻省、牛津和剑桥捏

没人，不写了

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感觉成了小短篇[趴

病娇姐姐怎么样？

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窝要一个北清的好不好www
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