大爷，您是个卖钢材的，找了个大妈却这么漂亮，说说你和大妈的故事吧。”
“我也不知道你大妈咋看上我的，那年情人节，我卖完钢材路过一家黄金首饰店，进去看看热闹，你大妈在里面当销售员，
我就习惯性问了一句：这玩意多少钱一吨...
后来我们就结婚了…
结果结婚以后，一吵架她就骂我装逼[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]