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008年高考江西省作文题目是以07洞庭湖鼠灾背景.要以田鼠的口吻或者田鼠天敌的口吻给人类写一封信,八百字以上。  

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叽叽和嘎嘎    

田鼠口吻—— 
   
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天敌回信—— 
   
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    嘎嘎嘎嘎     



1楼2008-06-11 17:34回复
    • 222.172.225.*
    这流泪不已的SF


    2楼2008-06-11 17:36
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       Time to live forever baby。、               
           
            
                打架的时候就应该漂亮的出拳。


      IP属地:辽宁3楼2008-06-11 17:40
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        难为他写这么多字!他不觉得烦的吗


        IP属地:广东4楼2008-06-11 17:42
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          喷-v-

          太强悍鸟- -


          5楼2008-06-11 17:54
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            = =
            咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩咩

            下次内蒙古应该以羊的口吻弄一个
            土地荒漠化.....|||


            6楼2008-06-11 18:00
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              ==【呃,彻底无语


              8楼2008-06-11 19:05
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                在一次定生死的高考里面能做到这个真是很有觉悟与勇气哦阿里~~~
                感叹ING.....


                9楼2008-06-11 19:14
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                  这孩子……直接穿越进攘夷队吧……假发一定会感动的TAT


                  10楼2008-06-11 19:15
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                    嘛。。。突然想说,高考时候写这么多同样的字的孩子的确是不嫌烦啊好强,但素那个把这篇文章原模原样地打上来的某位更加不嫌烦啊太强了真的~


                    11楼2008-06-11 19:23
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                      真有人会这么写么……………


                      IP属地:江西12楼2008-06-11 19:35
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                        擦汗……谁能翻译一下这田鼠语


                        让我想起山崎的考试了…


                        IP属地:北京13楼2008-06-11 20:06
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                          我想拜他


                          14楼2008-06-11 20:08
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                            谁来破解这些暗语啊





                            15楼2008-06-11 20:09
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