首先是Numpty（可以音译为“努普蒂”）
官方设定：
You will often find Numpty hanging with his brother, of a similar name, on a wall. One particular day he discovered fire. Curiosity killed the cat, but Numpty doesn’t like cats, so he thought this must be a good thing. Needless to say the matches were lit and landed square on Numpty’s head. He now does public speaking for baldness.
Numpty is a blue, oval-shaped bean. Throughout the series, he is mostly seen with his head ablaze, but is sometimes seen without the flames on his head.
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翻译：
你经常会发现Numpty和他同名的兄弟一起挂在墙上。有一天，他发现了火。别人都说好奇心害死猫，但Numpty他不喜欢猫，所以他认为这一定是一件好事。不用说，火柴点着，正好落在Numpty的头上。他现在只能秃着头做公开演讲。
Numpty是一种蓝色的椭圆形豆子。在整个系列中，他大部分时候都是头上着火的，但有时也会看到头上没有火焰。
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【以下是作者的话】
其实…有时候我会为了顺口叫Numpty他炎头队长（艹哈哈哈哈）
我个人觉得官方还挺爱他的，好像什么基本都带他玩

我平时会管Stumble，Numpty，Botch，Dimwit叫邪神组（啊？）因为他们在那个《蠢蠢的选择》里是四个主角，就是…有一只“你寄还是我寄选一个”的那种，所以是邪神吗哈哈哈哈哈
以下是游戏截图，当表情包了（喜）

关于Numpty的child
温知识：Numpty这么可爱一只其实已经有孩子了
这孩子的姓名官方还没有说明，其实性别也不详细，大多数人推测是儿子。
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官方原文：
He resembles a younger version of his father, being a blue, egg-shaped bean like Numpty.
In this video, he is seen setting a trap for Numpty, which essentially lifted him from his chair, and into the fire place when activated. Numpty's child is also seen pulling Numpty away from the yellow line, to stop him being hit by a train.
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翻译：
他就像他父亲年轻的样子，是蓝色的蛋形豆状像Numpty。
在视频中（愚人节的），可以看到这大孝子为Numpty设置了一个陷阱，当它被激活时，Numpty从椅子上蹿了起来，并栽入了火里。视频后面Numpty的大孝子还把Numpty从黄线拉开，以防止他被火车撞到。
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（总之Numpty的儿子应该确实是孝出强大但并不想把亲爹整亖）

决定按顺序来，到Hapless了（他超可爱！）
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Hapless（音译：哈普利斯）
官方原文：
The kindest nuns in the entire world brought up Hapless. Every day and every night his childhood was filled with love and happiness. The downside for Hapless was that he thought everyone was like this. And everything. This includes the grizzly bear who escaped after years of torture at the hand of a circus trainer.
Hapless is a yellow oval bean with a mouth that is slightly wider than most other beans; sometimes he is seen holding a stick.
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翻译
全世界最善良的修女把Hapless抚养成人。他童年的每天晚上都在爱和幸福中入梦。Hapless太呆认为每个人一切都是这样幸福的。其中包括一只灰熊，那只熊在马戏团驯兽师的折磨下逃脱了多年。
Hapless是一种黄色的椭圆形豆子，嘴巴比大多数其他豆子略宽；有时可以看到他拿着一根小木棍。
（他可能喜欢甜食什么的）
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作者的话：你这个葡萄柚（）为什么这么呆啊！（大声）

睡不着！我前天把医生开的药多吃了五颗！现在还是！！很精神！（应该不会有事…）正好把Pillock的翻译整上
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Pillock（可以音译为“皮洛克”）
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官方原文：
Pillock invented the cure for cancer, and then forgot it straight away. He's so absent-minded he even forgets his own birthday. In a moment of brilliance he wrote a reminder in steam on the bathroom mirror. The message said, 'Check the use-by date on medicine.' The next morning the message was gone. And so was Pillock.
Pillock is a turquoise, oval-shaped bean. After consuming expired medicine, lumps swarmed his entire body save for his limbs
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翻译：
Pillock发明了可以治疗癌症的方法，然后他就忘了。他总是心不在焉的，甚至会忘记自己的生日。突然他想起来一件事，就在浴室的镜子上用蒸汽写了起来。他写到：“检查药物是否过期。”结果第二天早上，镜子上的字没了，Pillock也没了。
Pillock是蓝绿色的，椭圆形的豆子。吃了过期的药后，除了四肢外，他全身都是肿块
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【作者的话】能发明治疗癌症的方法他也真的是天才，就是记性不好（悲）

到Dippy了（瘫）
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Dippy（可以音译为蒂皮）
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官方原文：
Dippy is the product of a cloning experiment gone wrong. The hope was to create a super species that could live under water. The result was a witless, water-obesessed creature who dipped his body parts in any liquid. This included his doctor's soup, the toilet and of course, piranha-infested waters. The experiment is closed until further notice.
Dippy is a pink, capsule-shaped bean. During his death, the bottom half of his body is stripped of flesh by piranhas, and up to three piranhas are seen clinging on to his bones afterwards.
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翻译：
Dippy是克隆实验的失败品。他们原来希望创造出一种可以在水下生存的超级物种。结果却创造了一个愚蠢且对水上瘾的生物，他会将身体的部分浸入任何液体中。这包括医生给他准备的汤、厕所，当然还有食人鱼出没的水域。这场实验在另行通知前暂停进行…
Dippy是一种粉红色的胶囊状豆子。在他死亡的过程中，他的下半身被食人鱼啃没了，之后有三只食人鱼还咬着骨头不放。
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【作者的话】其实他还怪可怜的，被创造出来就注定是这样（哎）

还是不困…再更一个！
Dummkopf（可以音译为“杜牧克普夫”）
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官方设定：
Dummkopf was named after his great grandfather, who enjoyed bomb disposal as a hobby. His name is German and roughly translated means someone who puts a fork in a toaster without pulling the plug out first. He is distantly related to Hapless, who also likes to prod dangerous things.
Dummkopf appears to be a neon pink capsule-shaped bean. After his toaster accident, he loses all of his skin, and therefore turns into a skeleton.
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翻译：
Dummkopf是以他祖父的名字命名的，他的祖父喜欢拆弹。他的名字是德语，大致翻译过来就是把叉子放进烤面包机而不先拔掉插头的人。他是Hapless的远亲，他也喜欢刺激危险的东西。
Dummkopf看起来是一个霓虹粉颜色的胶囊状豆子。在他被面包机制裁后失去了所有的皮肤，变成了一具骷髅。
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【作者的话】我手机要没电了了！！剩下的？下次一定！

补充：这张图表明Numpty的年龄为32岁

关于Numpty's birthday party（Numpty的生日派对）的内容
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Numpty sets up the decorations while waiting for people to come. In the next shot, Stupe, Ninny, Putz, Pillock, and Dimwit are waiting at the train tracks. Putz and Pillock cross the tracks but fall over, causing them to get run over by a train. In the next shot, Stupe, Ninny, and Dimwit are the only ones renaming. Soon a storm comes and zaps Ninny and Dimwit. When the storm ends, Stupe is walking around and trips over a rock, causing him to die too. Numpty was worried that nobody is coming to his party. Soon, the dead people come back to Numpty's party and celebrate, ending the video
视频中的Numpty一边摆好装饰，一边等着客人来。在下一个镜头中，Stupe、Ninny、Putz、Pillock和Dimwit都在铁轨旁等候。Putz和Pillock穿过铁轨时摔倒被火车给制裁了。在下一张照片中，Stupe、Ninny和Dimwit是唯一重新命名的人。很快一场风暴袭来了，Ninny和Dimwit都被电寄了。风暴结束后，Stupe他四处走动被石头绊倒，也寄了。Numpty担心没人来他的派对。但是不久，死去的朋友诈尸（）来派对上庆祝，视频结束
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太温馨啦（既答）【图片】

我来更新Dimwit了！
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Dimwit（可以音译为“迪姆维特”）
官方设定：
Dimwit isn't the brightest bulb on the chandelier. He likes to think he's a bit of a handyman, but actually not that great. He's also colourblind. Not a fatal condition unless you're attempting any kind of electrical work around the house and can't tell the difference between the right wire and the wrong one.
Dimwit is a picton-blue, oval-shaped bean with bear-like ears on his head, sometimes seen with a chin. He is shown to be green in some pieces of attempting to do his own electrical work, Dimwit was burnt to death due to the house bursting into flames, resulting in his body becoming charred.
翻译：
Dimwit不是吊上最亮的灯泡（这句我个人理解是在说他在做电工活中不是最出色的）。他喜欢认为自己的手很巧，但他实际上并没有那么好，因为他是个色盲。这个问题并不是太致命，但除非是你在家里做电路工作，分不清正确的电线和错误的电线的颜色。
Dimwit是一种棉蓝色的椭圆形豆子，头上长着熊一样的耳朵，有时还长着下巴。由于房子起火，迪姆威特被烧寄了，导致身体被烧焦。
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Dimwit是男生，虽然头上的两个玩意真的很像丸子头

我来更Stupe了！
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Stupe（可以音译为“斯图普”）
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官方设定：
Stupe was given his name by his father Dummo, the late, great shark tamer. Like his father, Stupe's philosophy on life is that nothing is impossible. He believes that you can do anything if you put your mind to it - like teaching yourself how to fly. Many are supportive of Stupe's attribute to life. The law of gravity isn't.
Stupe is a bean with a lime capsule body that wears a brown pilot's cap. After his death, he possesses the ability to pull his head off his body.
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翻译：
Stupe的名字是由他的父亲——已故的伟大的鲨鱼驯兽师Dummo给取的。和他的父亲一样，Stupe的人生哲理是“没有什么是不可能的”。他相信，只要你用心，你可以做任何事情，比如自学飞行。许多人支持Stupe对生命的看法。但“万有引力定律”并不支持…
Stupe是一颗淡黄绿色的胶囊状身体的豆子，戴着一顶棕色的飞行员帽。他死后拥有分头行动（字面意思）的能力。
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【作者的话】上天喽！（字面意思）

更个Lax
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Lax（可以音译为拉克斯）
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官方设定：
There isn't a thing that Lax won't eat. During his beauty pageant days his skill was eating a bucket of butter on stage. He also has no sense of smell. This would be grand in a room of farts, however it was rather fateful for dear Lax, who ignorantly delved into a two-week old unrefrigerated pie.
Lax is a blue, peanut-shaped bean with two ingrown teeth, and a tuft of hair. After his death, he is seen with vomit around his mouth.
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翻译：
Lax什么东西的能炫。在参加选美比赛的日子里，他直接表演在舞台上炫光一桶黄油。因为他根本就没有嗅觉。这种天赋在一个满是屁的房间里是很棒的，但这种天赋对亲爱的Lax来说也是致命的，因为他无知地吃了一个放了两周未冷藏的变质派。
Lax是一个蓝色的花生形状的豆子，有两颗向外生长的牙齿和一簇毛。他寄了后，可以看到他嘴边都是吐出的东西。
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【作者的话】Lax可以cos老八吗（啊？）

更个Clod
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Clod（可以音译为“克洛德”）
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官方设定：
Clod’s working life started as a door-to-door door salesman. On discovering that people already had doors a devastated Clod pursued another career. A little bit of light killing on weekends. He manages to find himself quite busy for those willing to open their doors. To this day, he still hates doors.
He is a green bean with a white hockey mask. He also wields a bladed brown glove and a chainsaw.
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翻译：
Clod的职业生涯是从挨家挨户敲门推销大门开始的。在发现人们已经有了门后，沮丧的Clod开始了另一项事业。在周末的时候会稍微刀掉一点人。对于那些愿意为他开门的人来说，他发现自己很忙。直到今天，他仍然很讨厌门。
他是一个戴着白色曲棍球面具的绿色豆子。挥舞着带刀片的棕色手套和一把电锯。
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【作者的话】谁家杀手会被Botch反杀啊（？）
其实他有时候挺可爱的，一些造型都是在致敬一些杀手角色呢

今天更了很多，但我还能肝！！
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Doomed（可以音译为“杜默德”）
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官方设定：
Doomed doesn't believe in fate. In fact, he laughs in the face of danger, which led him to scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride. You can't hear his laughter now, the plastic bag he's in muffles it. Perhaps Doomed should reconsider believing in fate.
Doomed is a purple bean of an unknown body shape since his body is concealed by the dark gray garbage bag he wears
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翻译：
Doomed不相信命运。事实上，他总是在危险之中大笑，这让他刮坏了一个D贩的新车…你现在听不到他的笑声了，因为他已经被塑料袋盖住了。也许Doomed应该重新考虑是否该相信命运。
Doomed是一个身材不明的紫色豆子，因为他的身体被深灰色垃圾袋所盖住了。
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【作者的话】够了，老子心疼Doomed！被D贩揍了出场次数还这么少！