『Ian』【官方】Buddy TV年度总结:TVD第二季Damon最经典的20句台词

Damon’s Best Quotes from ‘The Vampire Diaries’ Season 2
第一名
“I kissed you. I thought you kissed me back. Doppelganger hijinks ensued. How do you think I’m doing?”
-To Elena
我亲了你，我以为你回应我了，没想到是你的二重身在作怪呢，你说我怎么想？
Episode 2.1: “The Return"   



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“I’d fight me.”
-To Stefan
如果是我，我就会打得
Episode 2.1: “The Return"   



第三名
“Aren’t you worried that one day all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back?”
-To Stefan
Episode 2.2: “Brave New World"   



第四名
“This is reality and there’s no such thing as werewolves or combat turtles.”
-To Stefan
Episode 2.2: “Brave New World"



第五名
“My father hated vampires too. Same reason your dad did. Only it was 1864. People knew how to whittle.”
-To Jeremy
Episode 2.2: “Brave New World"  



第六名
“If this Wolf Man thing is true, I’ve seen enough movies to know it’s not good. It means Mason Lockwood is a real-life Lon Chaney and that little Tyler punk may just very well be Lon Chaney, Jr. which means Bela Lugosi, meaning me, is totally screwed.”
-To Alaric
Episode 2.3: “Bad Moon Rising"   



第八名
“If we start believing in some supernatural, witchy-woo legend from a picture book, we’re idiots.”
-To Alaric
Episode 2.6: “Plan B"   



第九名
“I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.”
-To Mason
Episode 2.6: “Plan B"   



第10名
“Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.”
-To Stefan
Episode 2.8: “Rose"



第11名
“The most selfish thing I’ve ever said in my life”
“What I’m about to say is probably the most selfish thing I’ve ever said in my life. I just have to say it once, you just have to hear it. I love you, Elena. And it’s because I love you that I can’t be selfish with you. And why you can’t know this. I don’t deserve you, but my brother does. God, I wish you didn’t have to forget this. But you do."
Episode 2.8: “Rose"   



第12名
“If you are setting me up in any way I will rip you heart out and shove it down your throat. It’s something I’m very good at.”
-To Rose
Episode 2.9: “Katerina"   



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第13名
“I find hilarity in the lengths that I have to go to to repeatedly save your life.”
-To Elena
Episode 2.11: “By the Light of the Moon"   



第14名
“If you’re gonna be maudlin I’m just gonna kill you myself, just to put me out of your misery.”
-To Rose
Episode 2.12: “The Descent"