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王宣文走肖 在 2012-04-28 21:32 通过点顶按钮，顶了一下这个贴子。 2
Robot Boy
Mr. and Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life,
They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
Mrs. Smith would would be a mom
which would make him the dad!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
It wasn't human at all,
It was a robot boy!
He wasn't warm and cuddly
and he didn't have skin.
Instead there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
He just lay there and stared,
not living or dead.
The only time he seemed alive at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
"What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's a aluminum alloy!"
The doctor said gently,
"What I'm goning to say will sound pretty wild.
Robot Boy
Mr. and Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life,
They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
Mrs. Smith would would be a mom
which would make him the dad!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
It wasn't human at all,
It was a robot boy!
He wasn't warm and cuddly
and he didn't have skin.
Instead there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
He just lay there and stared,
not living or dead.
The only time he seemed alive at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
"What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's a aluminum alloy!"
The doctor said gently,
"What I'm goning to say will sound pretty wild.
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But you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender."
The Smith's lives were now filled with misery and strife.
Mrs. Smith hated her husband,
and he hated his wife.
He never forgave her unoly alliance:
a sexual encounter with a kitchen appliance.
And Robot Boy
grew to be a young man.
Though he was often mistaken
for a garbage can.
of this strange looking child.
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender."
The Smith's lives were now filled with misery and strife.
Mrs. Smith hated her husband,
and he hated his wife.
He never forgave her unoly alliance:
a sexual encounter with a kitchen appliance.
And Robot Boy
grew to be a young man.
Though he was often mistaken
for a garbage can.
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Staring Girl
I once knew a girl
who would just stand there and stare.
At anyone or anything,
she seemed not to care
She'd stare at the ground,
She'd stare at the sky,
She'd stare at you for hours,
and you'd never knew why.
But after winning the local staring contest,
she finally gave her eyes
a well-deserved rest.
Staring Girl
I once knew a girl
who would just stand there and stare.
At anyone or anything,
she seemed not to care
She'd stare at the ground,
She'd stare at the sky,
She'd stare at you for hours,
and you'd never knew why.
But after winning the local staring contest,
she finally gave her eyes
a well-deserved rest.
